1. "Don't believe the rumours you heard about me . . . the Bubonic Plague didn't affect the important parts."
2. Nimue to Merlin: "I know a cave nearby that we can go to . . ."
3. The Medieval Scotsman's pick up line: "Come back to my place and I'll show ye what's under my kilt, lass."
4. Medieval comeback to a pick up line: "People get burned at the stake for doing things like that!"
5. "Why, I once speared ten of them with a single thrust!"
6. "My, that's an impressive weapon! Care for some target practice?"
7. The Damsel's pick up line: "You can rescue me any day!"
8. "They say I have the longest lance in the West."
9. The Wench's pick up line: "Park your steed in my stable, stranger."
10. The Prince's pick up line: "My rapier is longer than most knights' broadswords."
11. "Many damsels in distress have been saved by my sword."
12. "They call me the Dragon . . . want to find out why?"
13. Merlin's pick up line: "Come back to my cave."
14. The Damsel's pick up line: "I'm not wearing any chastity belt."
15. The Princess' pick up line: "Come search for treasure in my dungeon."
16. "Only you can tame my dragon."
17. "I'm a sword and you're my scabbard."
18. "It's like magic between us."
19. The Prince's pick up line: "Don't worry . . . if you kiss me I won't turn into a frog."
20. "Spend the night with this knight."
21. "They call me the Dragon . . . I can really make you hot!"
22. The Wizard's pick up line: "Let me cast my spell over you."
23. "Be my scabbard."
24. The King's pick up line: "I have a sharp point, and I don't mean the one on my crown."
New Additions by Suzanne:
1. "Wouldst thou joust with me? I may not have a lance, but I know of one form of jousting where only one opponent need use his lance."
By my friend Heather:
1. "Let me show you how a real man uses his sword."
2. "You know what they say about wizards with long noses . . ."
3. The Wench's pick up line: "Like a mare, I can be ridden for hours."
4. "They say a knight is always as hard as his armour."
Boy by J.V. Jones
A Man Betrayed by J.V. Jones
Master and Fool by J.V. Jones